Car crash

On my way to work I today I saw the aftermath of a car crash, a white BMW and and dark blue SUV. They were blocking half the road. I recognized the vehicles, they were drivers that get annoyed that I am in front of them because I follow the speed limit. I don't know why white BMWs are so popular these days but they are. Those sort of cars would be wasted on me because I don't accelerate very much. 

I guess you could call me captain slow.