Thursday, 12 November 2020

Face and Phone

Sometimes I use my phone to read when I am in bed. I fall asleep slightly and drop my phone on my face, then I wake up again. There doesn't seem to be a word for it so I will make one up. 

Word press? No that is a blogging platform.

Sometimes the phone hits me in the eye, no, eye phone is too similar to I phone. Face boot. Nope, sounds like Facebook. 

Hmmm

Face-phone, that will do. I get face-phoned quite often. 

Face-phone is the word. 





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