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Friday, 26 November 2021

High profile Court

I'm not a young man and I am not old, you could call me a mature adult, somewhere between youth and middle age. I'm old enough and wise enough to know it is wrong to have an instant reaction to the outcome of a high profile court case. The most recent one is the Kyle Rittenhouse case. 
When I was young I saw people mocking the elderly lady for suing McDonald's for a million dollars because she burnt herself with coffee. Later in life I learned that she didn't Sue McDonald's for a million dollars, she sued for the cost of her skin graft surgery because the drink was over 90°c and it caused third degree burns . Regulations were in place to protect people from third degree burns and the thermostat on the coffee machine was broken so it was belching out hot coffee at close to boiling point. Anyway the judge wanted to teach McDonald's a lesson so he increased the compensation charge. You see how the outcome sounds different when you know all the facts. The same is true of the OJ Simpson case, we later found out that someone already was trying to kill his wife and the gloves used when the gun was fired was too small for OJ Simpson's hands and there was countless other facts that the jury saw that wasn't public at the time. 


Sunday, 3 March 2019

Story Time

There was once a kingdom called Blighty that had a lying swine of a man called Prince  McPhibs Underdesk. He had an issue with an activist called Gunson Squash.

Gunson Squash, claimed that Jehovah's witnesses were using too much paper and damaging the environment and disturbing people with nonsense every Sunday and Wednesday.

Prince McPhibs' stupid excuse for a brain came to the conclusion that Gunson is a racist Thug so we told the kingdom of Blighty a silly lie about plotting violence against other races because his silly Brain thinks that Jehovah's witnesses are a race and that talking about teachings is violent.

When Gunson asked Mcphibs why he lied, the prince ignored him and wasted the sons of Blightys' money by paying three guards to escort him to his carriage.

The scribe of Blighty stroked his air beard and came to the conclusion that Ignorance is expensive.

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