There was once a kingdom called Blighty that had a lying swine of a man called Prince McPhibs Underdesk. He had an issue with an activist called Gunson Squash.
Gunson Squash, claimed that Jehovah's witnesses were using too much paper and damaging the environment and disturbing people with nonsense every Sunday and Wednesday.
Prince McPhibs' stupid excuse for a brain came to the conclusion that Gunson is a racist Thug so we told the kingdom of Blighty a silly lie about plotting violence against other races because his silly Brain thinks that Jehovah's witnesses are a race and that talking about teachings is violent.
When Gunson asked Mcphibs why he lied, the prince ignored him and wasted the sons of Blightys' money by paying three guards to escort him to his carriage.
The scribe of Blighty stroked his air beard and came to the conclusion that Ignorance is expensive.
