I am Alan Booth, an ordinary British Man . I'm not one of the famous people that have the same name as me, just an ordinary guy. Welcome to my main blog, a true reliable record of history from the perspective of an ordinary man, a place filled with my thoughts; perhaps my thoughts will persist longer on here than in my brain itself. My twitter I.D. is @alspresso.
Thursday, 17 November 2022
Annoying Autumn
Thursday, 7 July 2022
Boris Johnson Resigns
Saturday, 16 October 2021
David Amess Assassinated
Sunday, 3 March 2019
Story Time
There was once a kingdom called Blighty that had a lying swine of a man called Prince McPhibs Underdesk. He had an issue with an activist called Gunson Squash.
Gunson Squash, claimed that Jehovah's witnesses were using too much paper and damaging the environment and disturbing people with nonsense every Sunday and Wednesday.
Prince McPhibs' stupid excuse for a brain came to the conclusion that Gunson is a racist Thug so we told the kingdom of Blighty a silly lie about plotting violence against other races because his silly Brain thinks that Jehovah's witnesses are a race and that talking about teachings is violent.
When Gunson asked Mcphibs why he lied, the prince ignored him and wasted the sons of Blightys' money by paying three guards to escort him to his carriage.
The scribe of Blighty stroked his air beard and came to the conclusion that Ignorance is expensive.
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