Nine Eleven lemonade

Clyde : Alan, what does the phrase every cloud has a silver lining mean? 

Alan : It means every bad thing that happens also has a positive side effect. 

Clyde: What about the Nine Eleven Terrorist attacks? Does that have a silver lining? 

Alan :  Well, yes it does. 

Alan :  The nine Eleven Terrorist attacks makes it easier to remember how many days each month has on the Gregorian Calendar.

Month number nine and eleven both has 30 days, there was four planes hijacked, the 4th month also has 30 days. The sixth month has 30 days  but they cut corners with the hexagon and built it has a Pentagon instead, my jokes aren't funny. 

Four, Six, Nine, Eleven ( April, June, September, November) has 30 days, the rest has 31 except for February, it is "2" short with only 28 days or 29 days on a leap year. February is the second month of the year. 

Psycho door

If I went to the cage of a Bear and unlocked the gate leaving the gate to the cage wide open, then the Bear left the cage and killed two people, who is responsible for their deaths? me or the Bear?

The Bear is being what it is. The nature of the  Bear was known by the keeper yet the keeper turned him loose.

Again I ask...

If a civil servant releases a dangerous psychopath into the community and he kills 2 people, who is responsible for the deaths of the 2 people? If they put the key down and leave them in there then the people would still be alive.

I say put the key down and keep the dangerous people in place and don't turn them loose.

Mosque Shootings

Earlier in the week in New Zealand, there was a terrorist that went through the town of Christ Church and shot dead 49 people while they were praying.

None of them did anything bad to him. The man is a Terrorist Scum. If he was never born then the world would be better.

I am due to become a parent myself and one of my hopes is that my son will live a blameless life and not take part in hate crimes of any kind. If my son lives without blame and is free of hate towards other people then I will be proud of him, even if he doesn't make much progress with his career I will still be proud that he was not drawn into the dark ways.

Loser steals the stage

The world stage has been stolen by a loser. A low life fool and loser decided to launch a terrorist attack on the London tube network.

The world stage has overlooked the Cassini end mission. The probe is crashing into Saturn deliberately today because it has finally run out of fuel and completed all it's missions. On it's final mission it will send back loads of data about the Saturn atmosphere and possibly some awesome close up pictures of the Gas giant. Very few people know that it is on this very day. I am tired of these loosers stealing air time from amazing events because of their gullible ideology. They are a disease to mankind.

Something​ amazing is happening millions of miles away but something nasty happen​ed just 5  km from me. It is like a loser Eclipse, blocking the light of enlightenment.

The day when a great probe finished its work is the same day a loser got started. That is how I will remember this amazing event. Shame on mankind for allowing stupid thoughts and ignorance to prevail in their minds.

Losers attack in London

I have just been informed that there has been a terrorist attack in London. Some losers that killed some people on London Bridge.

I don't understand how a person could come to the conclusion that Murdering other people is the right thing to do. These are the thoughts of a fool and a loser.

My biggest goal in this life is to be completely blameless. I aim to never cause another human harm in any way. I won't teach another person to do evil things. I will never teach people to hate others. I will avoid saying anything that would cause anyone grief.

That is all I can do in this life, I aim to be grateful for everything and for the gift of life. I am grateful for all the good things and all the good memories in my life. May I always be grateful. I will remember the good times and I thank the creator for all of it.