Robot Spouse

I predict in the near future that people will have robot spouses. People will see the advantages of having a machine spouse over a human one. The machines will lack human flaws like cruelty and being sly. They would be less judgemental as a companion and not feel a need for deception. They would also be patient and unconditionally kind.

The problem would be that they would be sued by the doppelganger of the machine humanoid. A guy might choose a machine spouse that looks like someone that is off limits to them like their sister, mother or a lady that rejected them romantically. 

Perhaps it would be a coincidence that the machine looks like the plantaif  buy they would still feel like their image or likeness is being used. 

This is why I don't want to be famous, I would see people in a relationship with machines that have my likeness and I would feel like my likeness is being misused. 

Misused likenesses, sounds like the future. 

Wimpy Bot

Recently I leaned that a domestic humanoid robot had become available to the market. It made me realize why C3PO from star wars was a wimp. The robot didn't really have emotions like fear; the reason it was a wimp was because the manufacturer didn't want to get sued so they programmed it to behave like a wimp. If C3PO was bold and confrontational, it could cause a violent outburst and get the owner injured. They could say their loved one was clobbered to death because his robot was shooting its mouth off and place the blame on the robot's manufacturer. 

When I look at the Robot called neo, I understand their concerns. They made the robot very soft and incapable of showing threatening provocative behaviour. It can't even show facial expressions. It just looks like a gentle servant. 

While I was processing this thought, I learnt that there was a mass stabbing on a train in the midlands. I'm guessing some young man with schizophrenia had lost the plot or something like that and the authorities left the fence open. I feel like every time we have Halloween, evil spirits emerge amongst the minds of people and cause chaos. He should be careful how we celebrate festivities because we're inviting evil things into our world. 

Flog Bot and Frogger

I was sitting outside in the sun earlier, it was a lovely day, the sun was shining brightly and all the grass was dry and dead. 

I was thinking about a Flog bot, a robot that flogs people. It would look like a statue that comes to life when it hears a certain tune played by a flute. The robot would grab a bamboo cane and tell the person what they did then flog them. The Robot's voice would sound like shredder from the children's cartoon called 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' from the 90's. It would say "Ben, bend over; you were stealing stuff from a shop" or it would say "John, take one, you vandalized a car" Then... "Swoosh kerboosh", the bamboo cane would strike their bum or back leg. It would be so cool if we made a robot like that. Plus we would have cultural flair because we play a flute to wake it up. The casing of the robot would have stone panels so it would look like a statue sitting down on a chair. When it stands up it would be 2 and a half meters tall, not so tall that it can't strike very well but tall enough to look intimidating. A robot that delivers justice consistently. 

Then I was thinking about Frogger because I was playing 'Crossy Road' on my phone. To me, Crossy Road is like Frogger, but it never ends. My son likes that game, I imagined playing computer games with my son when he is a bit older. I have a picture in my head of us playing Mario kart or a two player adventure platformer. It is nice to saturate your time with activities, playing computer games during your down time and things like that. 

Crowsassin

Today I am so happy and grateful for tomorrow because it is another chance paint destiny in the colours of progress.

I had a thought earlier that it could be possible to train crows to assassinate evil murdering bastards. Crows are known for being able to recognise peoples faces and their feet are very hand like. Surely they can pick up poisoned darts and drop it on one bad man's head and leave all the other guys unharmed; I think that would be better than bombing.

What if the crow was not a crow but actually a crow sized robot that sneaks up on the target and only hits that bad man. Or you could computer code a fleet of mimi robots that are the size of a small coin and shoot a tiny poison dart into people holding guns, only the villains would be killed and the innocent would be spared.  Drone missiles are so 00s and kill innocent people, this just makes more angry terrorist recruits.