Hearing things

In the comedy movie titled "Naked Gun", I can't remember which one, The hero cop, Frank once gave a bomb to the terrorist by mistake at a crowded venue because he wanted to have the gun, every person at the venue facepalmed themselves with a loud slap. It made a loud clapping sound.

Well, later in life I heard that sound again. This time it was millions of people around the world facepalming  themselves when the former mayor of London Ken Livingston claimed that "Hitler supported Zionism".

The sound wasn't there, my brain just expected that everyone on Earth would slap their forehead with their hands. Especially if they read Mine Kapf. Last time I checked, you could still get Hitler's evil book on Amazon kindle. I could hear terrorists in the middle east slapping their heads. I could hear Americans and Japanese slapping their foreheads. The sound went from a few claps to an applause and then a blur of pops like a robot arm shuffling 20 packs of playing cards at a time or popcorn in a microwave.

If that Mayor were to die and go to hell, a spider demon would crawl down and use its sticky bum thing to glue his mouth shut once and for all.

London backstab

It has been a year since I left London and made a small commuter town beyond the M25 my home but a few years before I left, I voted for Sadiq Khan to be Mayor of London. Looking back I regret the vote because he was show-boating and acting like the foreign secretary or various other cabinet members but knife crime went up on his watch significantly.  There was hundreds of incidents involving stabbings and acid attacks. He didn't seem to do the job he was paid to do. He isn't making London a safe place.

There is little being done to stop the huge crimes from happening in London. Hundreds of
Young people are being stabbed almost every day in London.

I voted for Sadiq Khan because I didn't want Zack Goldsmith to take the helm because he is an environmental politician and doesn't want Heathrow Airport to be expanded. Environmental politicians make it harder to be a motorist so I won't vote for that.

Voting regret

I voted for the mayor for London Sadiq Khan  because he had a similar background to me and I was tired of rich guys at the helm blowing all the money on shiny projects that bring me no benefit.

I wish I didn't vote for him now because we are both on a different page. He is a Remainer and I am a Brexiteer. There are so many things I would do if I was the mayor that would make life very easy for the people of London. Like make a micro tram that goes on the cycle lanes and carries passengers single file along the roads.

Back seat driving is always easier than the real thing, so perhaps I am a little too naive.

It is fun to think of solutions to problems in my head.