Thump Window Collab

One thing I often see on social media is a video of road rage that his been modified into a collaboration of music. I see an angry man with a moustache, cap and t-shirt about bowling jumping out of a white pickup truck. He proceeds to thump the side car window with his fist repeatedly.

The man was gnashing his teeth with malice but a lady persuades him to stop, perhaps she is his wife or sister. I see lots of people modify the video so he is thumping in time to music and the driver enjoying the outburst; they make themselves into the driver using video editing. It is a fad that is popular this month. 

I myself have noticed an increase in road rage, I drive my car at the correct speed and people get angry when they're behind me, they flash their lights and shake their fists at me quite often. I'm not sure why road rage is increasing but it definitely is. I have been driving for many years and can see the difference. It is also quite common for people to drive very fast. The only time they slow down is when they see a speed camera. 

What a shame. 

Last Third of February

We are now in the last ⅓ of the month, just 10 days left; the Alan-week is 10 days long. I was thinking about death a bit more this month because of the death of Nicola Bulley in Lancashire. I was thinking I'm still alive now because all the wafer thin membranes that are keeping my blood in my blood vessels has held out for all these years. The one cancer cell that could evade my immune system didn't emerge, I'm very lucky to still be alive. Any day could be my last day in this world. 

I started playing computer games more this month, the game I play on my phone the most at the moment is 'Crossy Road'. 

I just learned that I could unlock the Pac man playing piece without Crossy road coins. This playing piece and the 'Flat Eric' one is my favourite. 

The flat Eric one causes the map to dance and dance music is playing in the background. 

Play computer games because when you're dead you can't. Be happy. 

Road Rage

One thing social media is very good at is making people angry. Being the person I am, I do the opposite, I make people feel less angry and I dilute all the things in this world that are corrupting people's minds. This hobby is my most constructive hobby because it takes people on a boat ride to placid waters. It walks people on a sea pier to the sunset side by side with a saxophone player. Will this blog turn the gray rain purple and shine through the darkness? I don't know, all I know is if you don't like what I write then don't read it and if you don't like what I draw then don't look at it. No need to be upset. 

Road Rage videos make people feel angry and normally involve cyclists so I drew a little bit of my world that solves this problem. 

I drew a bicycle subway. The cyclist rides their bike under the road. The bike subway keeps the rain out of their hair and wind out of their face and the angry driver out of their space. The bike subway has extra soft bike roads made from ground up car tyres. The cyclist enters the subway through ramps that are present on certain parts of the street. The walls of the subway are metallic reflective panels, many dim LED lights are strong enough to light up the whole place because the walls and ceiling reflect the light all around. 

In my little world, being a cyclist is wonderful. 

Road Rage & Royal wedding

If you know me, you will know I am a slow driver, well by slow I mean I follow the speed restrictions. Today I got angry at a driver that accelerated towards me from behind and tailgated me, I gave him a special hand signal when he eventually passed by. I thought that if I was deaf and he was deaf I could have a whole argument without ever leaving my car, unfortunately I can only signal two or three words with my hands. I must try and be level headed next time and not react. People that drive like that will punish themselves anyway when they get penalty points on their license and they will crash their car.

Today there is the royal wedding of Meghan and Harry, the British Royal family is growing at a steady rate. I wish Meghan and Harry a happy marriage. Nice to have an American in the family. I hope the Queen doesn't get too stressed, she is very old.

If I have one advice for any parent it would be to never compare your children. It has a very negative effect on the person listening. I think if a child is compared to their brother or sister then eventually they will learn not to listen at all because they don't want the emotional toxic poison in their head. If you have a problem with your kid then tell the child, but don't say "why can't you be like you brother or sister" that is very bad and the outcome would be negative. Especially if that child is older because that is very humiliting. I think the big problem with this world is no one has anything nice to say they just complain all the time about small things that sometimes are not important and they forget that they are talking to a human being with feelings.

Stupid git

Today while I was driving to work two men walked on the road like it was a pavement and was blocking my car from  getting me to work quickly, they turned their heads and looked at me and my car like I was annoying them. They are so stupid. One day they will do that to the wrong person, perhaps a distracted driver or a car that is going too fast. The fucking road is for cars and the pavement is for predestrians​, it is so simple.   

Is it me or do people these days have no sense? They just walk on the road without looking and have no respect for motorists.

I opened my Facebook page and saw that people are leaving my page. Fine go and look at cats falling over and fake news articles. This is real. I hope that everyone that doesn't like my page just leave at the same time. If you don't like my page then you should not follow it.

Bad road and Phone

My phone is in a very bad way. It barely works at all now so I hope to get a new phone fairly soon.

Another thing that is bad is the road layout where I live. There is a road near me called vaughn road (I think is it spelt differently), Anyway the road is not a one way road and it is very thin and there are very few places to pull over. I have seen cars getting stuck on that road and think that it needs to be changed to a one way street or a coldersack. Hopefullly Harrow council will do something about it and I am hopefull that my phone does not get any worse than it is. I often woner why there isn't a raised platform for cyclists to ride their bikes on above the roads but that is a different issue.

I am greatful for my imagination thoughts because it is a wonderful thing.