Yesterday I went to the bathroom to use the toilet only to discover there was a big spider in the bathroom. I dealt with the spider the only way I know how, I took the vacuum cleaner, pulled the brush off and left the two rigid tubes on the hose. I the turned the vacuum cleaner on and extended the tubes at arm's length towards the spider and sucked the micro beast into the vacuum cleaner. My Vacuum cleaner uses cyclones so I could see the spider's twisted body inside.
I then got a strange sensation, I felt like something was crawling inside my throat. I get that every time I deal with a spider, it was all in the mind but a small silly part of me feels like it is the spider's ghost. I dealt with that sensation by eating ice cream.
The good thing is I won't worry about a spider jumping on my balls when I'm taking a shit. And the spider is in the trash can outside, I'm sure there are insects in there for it to eat, we all lived happily ever after.
