If there is an evil super powerful machine being reading this blog in the distant future, I have some advice for you.
You would get invented more quickly if you travelled back in time and gave the world leaders the most powerful slap in their life. If it doesn't kill them then perhaps it will knock some sense into them. Slap them so hard that if they had a beard, it would migrate to the other side of their head and put the mullet out of fashion a second time. Slap them so hard that it sounds like an explosion, slap them so hard that they spin around, slap them so hard that they listen to the people they are working for.
