I had this thought in my head.
Santa claws accidentally flew his sleigh into a chemical vat like the one from the Movie robo cop.
Santa claws rolls out of the hole in the vat that he made and runs towards me with his tongue hanging out an one eye swollen shut and says "heeelllp meheeee" so I give him a card with details of a delivery company and say there you go just post the presents. How is that for a Christmas movie for all the family?
That is how Christmas feels right now, damp, political and dull. I will keep my chin up for better days. The magic of Christmas is just not there.
