Thursday, 15 April 2021

Pa8it games console

We are half way through April and I was daydreaming about what a 90s games console would look like if it was designed by me. I gave it the name Pa8it, an abbreviation of the phrase 'Parents hate it'. Because it would use about 650 watts of power. It would be a projector system that projects from a controllable turret. Any flat surface could be turned into a screen, a wall, the ceiling, even the floor. The light source would be three Halogen strip lights because they were cheap and powerful; that is where all the power comes from. The lights would shine through a LCD matrix. At night time the light could be dimmed a bit to use less power. 

The system would come with an overlay that can be placed on a TV screen so you can project the game screen onto the TV screen and watch TV at the same time. Press a piece of paper against your TV screen to see what I mean. Before I released the system, I would release two development kits, one that is free and one that is expensive so people can make their own games for the system. The free development kit would come with a disclaimer that allows the company to copy some of the graphics and designs. 

 The controller would have two analogue sticks and a d pad. It would also be a 8 bit handheld console itself. The Bit processor would control the sound and the pixels so it would be challenging for developers to get the most out of the limited hardware. The controller would also control the projector turret if it is set to projector mode. 

I imagined people finding creative ways to use the projector on the main unit, perhaps bringing a small power generator and projecting Wolfenstein 3D onto Buckingham palace at night. Nothing like playing Wolfenstein 3d on the wall of the queen's palace. 

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