Pissy Flower

For some strange reason, there are men that put toilet tissue paper in the Urinal in men's public toilets. When I see some screwed up toilet paper in a Urinal, I think to myself that I can fix the problem by pissing on it. 

So..

I get my penis out and aim at the toilet paper and try to cut it in half with my piss. The screwed up toilet paper turns into a fluorescent yellow flower and my piss runs out. Then I think why would someone put toilet paper in a Urinal and why am I trying to cut a ball of paper in half with my piss? Why do I think that would work? Is this just an Alan thing or a man thing? Do all men try to use their penises as a power tool to cut misplaced paper in half. How would I ask other men about this? 

"Hello buddy, do you try to cut misplaced toilet  paper in half with your piss?" 

I don't think so.