Half of November

We are half way through November and the theme this month was very much about Elon's mind set. They think he was being reckless and not thinking straight. I would say it's because they don't listen to him. He is concerned about the wellbeing of mankind in the near future. He wants humans to live on two planets so civilization will continue if one planet is destroyed by a disaster. He has been warning for years about allowing artificial intelligence to self code and self improve because it could become self aware and more intelligent than people. He has also been openly concerned about freedom of speech being crushed by corporate political correctness because modern civilization relies on the freedom of speech. That is why he bought twitter and paid more than it's value. 

I use Twitter a lot so I have many ideas that may improve the platform. I would make Twitter play, a collection of games on twitter. One game would be like flappy bird but with the twitter logo. The other game would be twitter lottery, a weekly raffle where there are several prizes, the cheapest prize would be another ticket to play, the highest prize would be $5 million dollars. Then there would be a networked top down survival game, there would be a small box on the game for advertising. It would also be nice to make Twitter work with Chromecast so you can play twitter videos on your TV. I would also make the background colour of twitter slowly change and learn which colour makes the users stay on twitter the most. It would be different for each person. 

I would also make Twitter coins, if you post 100 tweets in one day, you get a twitter coin. You could use 1 twitter coin to make your tweet appear at the top of a reply list. I would also get twitter to ask questions to give you ideas for tweets. It would say "do you think there will be world peace soon?" You would answer and it would say shall I tweet your view?". Some people don't know where to start. I start with good morning. 

 The ability to completely turn off direct messages would also be nice, I don't want to be contacted when I follow people back out of courtesy. It would also be nice if twitter displayed links to my blog graphically like the other social platforms. 

Urine thoughts

I was peeing into the loo and realized that I have never actually seen my bladder. I don't really know what it looks like. All I know is it is hollow and has two tubes going into it from my two kidneys and one tube to empty it. It sends a signal to my brain when it is nearly full and I need to go to the toilet. I wonder what shape it is in reality. I have never seen any of my internal organs. I only have a rough idea what they look like. I wonder if there are birth marks and things like that on organs

Knowing I need to take a pee is like a sense but it's not the sense of touch. We are told we have 5 senses but this can't be true. I can sense when I'm dehydrated and need to drink water,  I can sense what way is up and down, I can sense when I need to use the toilet. I can sense all sorts of things. I can even sense someone is standing behind me. 

Stop oil

I agree with stop oil protesters but I think they're going the wrong way about it. I think they should work with the green party to get more seats in parliament. The political party I voted for the most was the green party. It is obvious there is a lack of investment in renewable energy. Every single street  light lamp post could have a small windmill on the top of it, the central barrier on every dual carriageway and motorway could have solar panels on it and small compact windmills. There should be evidence everywhere that we are developing renewable energy. It's not obvious.  

Millennium-alan didn't think burning fossil fuels is a problem because he thought the oil and coal would run out before we had a run away greenhouse effect. He thought we had been burning fossil fuels for 200 years, yet the average global temperatures haven't increased much. Servant-Alan, today's me thinks it is a problem and the Earth could go through a tipping point and there could be a bigger disaster happening, perhaps the whole planet could turn into a dessert.  

Just this year we had hurricane Ian in America, one of many Katrina sized Hurricanes that comes every year now. Even now it has been a mild autumn in Britain.  We had a three month drought in the summer and record high temperatures, it went to 40⁰c for the first time. 

90s Eggs

A lot of young people today were eggs in the '90s; their dad was worried about the millennium bug harming their computer, then they felt relief and fertilized the eggs that became them. That is why a lot of young people don't know what they are doing. They don't understand how the world works. 

I saw young people on the news climbing motorway gantries. They were trying to stop traffic and stop the government trading oil. No oil means no food, do they know that? The tractor burns diesel to plough the field, the diesel comes from oil. All the machines that prepares our food are powered by electricity that is powered by natural gas, the gas comes from oil. If we close down the oil refineries, there will be no food to eat and we will all starve to death. We are trying to become independent of oil but that takes time. They are using investments from oil companies to build windmills and things like that. 

The other group of young people that don't understand how the world works are professional footballers, their dad saw the twin trade towers fall down and decided life is too short so they fertilized the egg that became them. Now in that short time they had in their life, they want to go to the world cup and tell the host nation what laws they should change. Do they know they can do the same thing, they can demand we change our laws and use the oil trade as a stipulation. We could end up with an oil embargo. The world works by nations cooperating and overlooking their differences. The whole world works like that and if you try to change it, the deed backfires. 

All those eggs from the '90s are trying to tell everyone how to run the planet. Good luck. 

Northern Ireland thoughts

In recent months, northern Ireland has become like a fifth wheel in United Kingdom. They share a land border with the EU because the Republic of Ireland is still a member state. 

The EU member states don't want any products to enter their market from counties with low wages and costs without a tariff being charged that makes the product less competitive with theirs. Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland want a soft border to keep the two nations at peace so Britain has been forced to treat Northern Ireland like a separate state from the UK. 

Britain wants to lower its import tariffs to countries around the world. But they also want to have good access the EU single market. They need a very clever deal that satisfies everyone. The deal we have right now isn't enough. 

Professional Footballers are kids

I'm pleased we are having a football world cup in the darker part of Autumn and the start of winter. The cold and darkness here in northern Europe can mess with your head sometimes. I was thinking it would be nice to have a global football tournament every late autumn. We can watch the world cup and then it would finish just in time for the Christmas period in December. 

I just realized that most of the footballers were eggs in the '90s. Most of the professional football players were born after the millennium. That would explain why they're daft. They don't know anything, they don't know how the world works. If you take politics and protests onto a football pitch, nothing happens; do they realize they're not Captain Earth? The leaders of the host nation don't answer to them. If they protest on the pitch then the host nation could do the same thing, they could say we will only sell you oil if you outlaw things we find offensive in your countries. Those silly football players could trigger an oil embargo against Europe; they are very daft. If there is an oil embargo after the world cup, they should send drilling machines to football player's mansions to Frack their gardens for shale gas. Why don't they just play football and shut up like they're paid to do. Silly fools. 

I will root for the teams that shut up and play, even if they're playing against my own country. 

Guy Fawkes, English Thanksgiving

On the 5th of November every year, the English nation in Britain celebrate Guy Fawkes, some of the Welsh also celebrate Guy Fawkes also but mostly it is the English. We light fireworks and fires and feast on snacks. 

Guy Fawkes is a celebration of the failed assassination attempt of king James in 1605. A man called 'Guy Fawkes' had placed many barrels of gun powder in a basement under parliament to blow up king James when he was opening parliament. King James was the curator of the king James Bible, the first Bible that was properly translated from Latin to English. The reason we celebrate Bonfire night or  Guy Fawkes is because we know it would have caused a huge civil war if it was successful. It's also an excuse to have a party in the darker part of autumn. You could say it is similar to the American thanks giving. 

King James had a son called Charles, Charles became Charles king of England. It was during the 16th century that king Charles named the main river that flowed through Boston in the American state of Massachusetts after himself. I think that Massachusetts is one of the 13 British Colonies of America at the time. Charles was very greedy and wanted to increase his powers but that caused a civil war, he lost the war and his head because he was sentenced to death for treason by parliament.