Alan Pasta

When I cook food for myself, I often balance time with quality. If I don't want to spend too much time cooking I will put pasta into a ceramic bowl and fill the bowl with water, then I will microwave the bowl for 20 minutes. My microwave oven is weak compared to other microwaves, more powerful microwaves would need less time. 

When the microwave has finished I would remove the excess water and mix a table sauce into the pasta instead of cooking a bolonase sauce. I would add tomato ketchup and catch up with the news. I would add peri peri lemon and herbs and think of something superb. 

I wonder what Gordon Ramsay would think of my cooking, My parents always told me if you pull faces it will stay like that when the wind changes. I guess it would also be true of an angry face.