I swear

I hear more swearing now than ever before. People are always angry. Swear words are so old, they should make up new ones. I thought of some modern ones. 

Frack you! and your Garden for shale gas. 

Your motherboard is stupid.

Put a smart chip in your brain and meditate you chipmonk!

I can't imagine putting a microchip in my brain. Even if the chip allows me to play a mario cart game on a screen that floats in my vision. Even if the chip has Netflix on it and I watch movies while I work. The only chip the goes into my head is made of potatoes.