Tuesday, 29 March 2022

Hair Joke Slap

Yesterday I saw a video of Will Smith hitting Chris Rock in the face because he told a hair joke about his wife; that is how he defeated the alien fighter pilot in Independence Day I think.  I have nothing personal against Will Smith, I think every person in this world has done something they are not proud of. He just made a mistake, he is a human being.

The thing I was disappointed about was all the actors and actresses were cheering and applauding him minutes later when he got an award. I thought to myself that they are idiots. How can you cheer and applaud a person that just hit someone in the face?  Chris Rock was just doing his job, they were paying him to roast and mock people with slightly offensive jokes; that was his job. I thought that Chris Rock is a big man because he did his job and remained outwardly calm the whole time. I admire Chris Rock for that, he did his job and kept himself in control. I think all the celebrities there should be punished next year, they should send Chris Rock my jokes and let him read them out for 3 hours and all they will have to stay awake is a double espresso. 

Hollywood logic is idiotic anyway, I remember when they could stop themselves from being eaten by tyrannosaurus Rex by standing still. They can try that, just create a T-rex in the lab and then when it breaks out, stand still and it won't eat you.

I imagine what prestige-alan would do if he was there. Prestige-alan sees Will Smith hit Chris Rock, Will Smith wins best actor award minutes later, prestige-alan gets up and walks out and refuses to acknowledge Will Smith's achievement, he is disappointed by his behaviour and exits the premises. Just like that. 

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