Tuesday, 14 March 2023

Football Day

Jacob, my son. 
You enjoy drawing pictures quite a lot. I wonder if it will be a hobby of yours in the future. Recently the BBC tried to terminate Gary Lineker from his presenting job on match of the day. I saw it as bullying because he used his own personal twitter account to express his opinion. I don't agree with his views but I think he should be free to express them on his own twitter account. 
In my view, many professional football players live in a wealth bubble from their teenage years so they are out of touch with the real world. I don't think they're daft, just out of touch with reality. I imagined Gary Lineker worked as the home secretary in government. 

Advisor: Gary, what will we do with all these illegal immigrants? 
Gary: Let them all come in of course. 
Advisor: But isn't that irresponsible, we have a chronic shortage of emergency social housing throughout the country, we'll be forced to borrow money to keep them in hotels. 
Gary: Don't put a price on people.
Advisor:  But sir, they have crossed a continent and failed asylum in 7 other countries already. 
Gary: The other governments are all racist bigots. 
Advisor:  But sir, we intercepted their text messages and saw they were discussing how the British minimum wage is more than a doctor's salary in their country so they can send the money home and build a huge mansion in less than 10 years. Why would they be building large homes in their country if they're claiming asylum? 
Gary: You're talking like the Natzi party in 1930's Germany. 
Advisor: But that's silly sir, they believed they were the Arian Race and blamed all their problems on Jews and Gypsies and tried to get them all killed. 
Gary: My comfy lifestyle from a young age had no effect on my ability to see the real world the way it is.
Advisor:  ðŸ˜†ðŸ˜‚😂😅😅😆😄
Gary: Your Fired!!



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