I am so happy and grateful that I'm not in pain and that I can move freely.
Some people believe in big foot, others sasquatch. Some people believe in tooba cabra.
I believe in the poo poo monster. The poo poo monster rips of the toilet seat and uses it to wipe his bum and puts skid marks on the toilet bowl and loo roll tissue in the sink and piss on the wall. Then.... Then the poo poo monster leaves a super human sized lump of crap floating in the bowl water. The poo poo monster forces you to hover above the toilet bowl like a poo poo ninja man.
If you eat a strong curry then his arm comes out of the toilet bowl and holds a lit candle under your anus to remind you to write your will.
The poo poo monster writes jokes on the wall of the cubicle that are so bad that even your bum breathes out a sigh of disbelief
The poo poo monster is a crazy punk and visits every public toilet at least once a month.
