At the bottom of the hill is a fake sea or large lake with a beach on it and a wave machine and it looks like you are at sea but you are not.
I would call it Mount Britain or Planet Blighty, or both. It would be in the middle of nowhere but coaches would come and take people to the nearby cities of the UK then when they come back they can enjoy all the leisure of the resort I will share some of that later in future posts.
I mentioned earlier that I designed a hotel inside my head while I do my boring work. There is nothing in this world as soothing and uplifting as a walk in your own imagination world and letting it free to create at will. This is one of the best things about being a human I think.