I noticed in recent days a debate about one hundred unarmed men fighting one silver-back Gorilla was trending on social media. I think it was a popular debate on all platforms; x, Facebook, Tick Tock and You Tube. It is an interesting debate, the Gorilla is much stronger than the men but they outnumber it. Would the Gorilla beat the one hundred men or would it get tired before it was done beating up all the men to death.
I was thinking to myself that in a lot of car parks there are 15 disabled parking bays and only one or two of them are being used, the other 13 disabled parking bays sit empty. I was also thinking to myself I could learn sign language so I could have a conversation with the Gorilla.
Alan: Hello
Gorilla: Hello
Alan: When I park my car, 13 out of the 15 disabled parking bays sit empty, if you cripple 100 men, I would call it capacity building.
Gorilla: That's True, Why do they want to fight me to the death?
Alan: There are 100 gullible thugs out there ready to respond to an internet debate. They risk their life for fame.
Gorilla: They're Daft
Alan: True.... Have you seen the movie 'The thing' from 1982 ?
Gorilla: The Zoo keeper showed it to us
Alan: Do you think Palmer knew he was an assimilation? He got the other assimilation burnt.
Gorilla: He knew, it was all a part of his deception, remember he looked very nervous during the hot needle test.
Alan: I thought that he didn't know because, he was infected by contaminated food and slowly taken over from the inside.
Gorilla: So why were there torn clothes in the kitchen? was he not taken over in one go?
Alan: I thought the torn clothes were from Blair or Norris. I think Blair was assimilated quite early.
Gorilla: Could be. But look at his face during the hot needle test. He looked worried.
Alan: That's true. But maybe he thought McReady had gone insane and was about to burn everyone.
Gorilla: We can debate about this later, the zoo keeper is bringing lunch, see you later alligator.
Alan: In a while Crocodile.
