Prestige Alan would be in an interview on TV. They would say, "Alan, What would you do to stop the war"? I would say, "I don't know, I don't work for the UN". They would ask what political party I support, I would say, "I don't have a political polarity". I would have nothing useful to say. My answers would be as brief as possible. The most common answer I would give people is "I don't know". They would ask me what I think about the bad behaviour of a celebrity, I would say, "Not good", they would say "Is that all you have to say"? I would drive an ordinary car, perhaps a small city car or something similar to what I drive now. They may ask Prestige Alan to take an award or peerage, prestige Alan would respectfully decline. Prestige Alan isn't rude, he just hates conditional respect. Default respect is better. Everyone should respect everyone by default.
They would never know why prestige Alan is like that unless they read his blog that he writes as a hobby.
