I thought to myself, if an alien civilization visited earth and studied us they would come to the conclusion we were recently an endangered species. They would think humans came very close to extinction about 40 or 50 thousand years ago. They would say there is a bottle neck in DNA variation between each person. Every human's DNA differs by one tenth of one percent. We are all 99.9 percent identical. There isn't even half of 1 percent difference between us. That proves there was recently only a few hundred people on earth and now there is 7 billion of us. If you compared two sheep, each sheep would have nearly a whole percent difference but humans are very similar although we all look different.
I was looking at sofas on Argos, I thought to myself if I sorted the list by customer rating, I would trust the top portion of the list because most people thought highly of it. I wouldn't need to try it out because the stats on their own would be reliable enough. When hundreds of people say it is very comfortable to sit on, I could trust them, especially when the other sofas get some criticism.
The idea of getting a new sofa isn't to show off, it would be for hosting guests. I would love people that visit my home to feel very comfortable and relaxed. I would sit them on community approved sofas and give them tea or coffee with syrup and even sugar free options. They would put their feet up and sip barista coffee and watch TV. I would have a dehumidifier making the air perfect. Perhaps I would have air conditioning set to the perfect temperature and the perfect humidity level.
I was thinking perhaps even aliens from another civilization in space would feel very relaxed if they visited my home. Knowing my luck, they would find coffee poisonous or something like that. I would have to be careful. They could use their triquarter thingies to check if it is safe. I could tell them jokes about my triquarter, I would say it has security feature, it has Motorola written on it so the pick pockets give it back to you. Even humans don't laugh at my jokes so I won't expect anything.
