There is also a thing I call Gorilla warfare that is where a big hairy man walks into a toilet and pulls the seat too hard tears it off the bowl. Everyone that uses that toilet must levitate their bum in the air like a ninja in training over the bowl to use it and that stinks.
It is stinks as bad as being in the gray zone. The gray zone is the term I use to describe living from paycheck to paycheck to pay your bills and survive. I hate it when celebrities say money won't make you happy because for me it will. I don't have a big ego to feed, my hobbies are enough to make me happy. And material worries make me unhappy, you see it is clear what
I have to do.
I fight my own gerrrriller warfare, I beat my chest and try as hard as I can to get out to of the gray zone and into the Happy Zone. If I succeed, I will build a man cave and call it the Happy Zone in tribute to escaping from the gray zone. A world where I work but I don't need to work and I have the freedom to nurture my hobbies properly.
