They say hey Clever Tron 4000. Solve the world's obesity problem and kill all the Locusts at the same time. So the Robot gets to work and realises that the entire DNA sequence of a Tarantula fits inside the casing of the common cold virus so it splices the cold virus DNA with Spider one so the infected cells turn into Spider eggs. The spider eggs absorb slot of the person"s blood glucose so they loose weight and then the harmless spiders jump out of their mouth and kill all the Locusts.
To cut a long story short millions of people catch this new cold virus and they panic because spiders are coming out of their mouth. A news presenter starts coughing and says I have a frog in my throat, then 9 spiders jump out of her mouth and the co presenter shouts "you have got to be kidding me!!!!!" Then Shaolin monks performing say "we get them out now" and cut their own heads off, very sad but an impressive display. Then millions of people run through the street with their arms shoved down their throats, they look like the letter P, it is like sesame Street marathon.
They say "everybody has lost ten killos and the spiders have killed all the Locusts Clever Tron "you nincompoop".
Anyway
Someone said I should write children's books once. I don't think so. Did I mention there is a little world inside my head.
