Clyde : " I think the people on the Radio station are in pain, I need to go over there and cheer them up".
Alan : "Why do you think they are in pain Clyde?".
Clyde : " They sound like they are in pain".
Alan :. "It's modern music Clyde, it sounds like that".
Clyde: "really? That is music?".
Alan: "It wasn't always like that, music used to sound good".
Clyde: "It is horrible, I feel like throwing pain killers at them".
Alan: "The worst thing is they play this stuff in workplaces to motivate the staff to work more".
Clyde: "Does it work?".
Alan: "No, what they should do is play music with no lyrics, like the background music to computer games such as Zelda and Mario Bros, that would definitely work"
Clyde: "Alan you are a genius".
Alan: "I know".