Monday, 29 March 2021

Alan and Clyde | Radio ga ga

Clyde Cheerman the cheer up robot sat down with Alan to have a hot drink while they listened to the Radio. 
Clyde :  " I think the people on the Radio station are in pain, I need to go over there and cheer them up". 
Alan :  "Why do you think they are in pain Clyde?". 
Clyde : " They sound like they are in pain". 
Alan :. "It's modern music Clyde, it sounds like that". 
Clyde: "really? That is music?". 
Alan: "It wasn't always like that, music used to sound good". 
Clyde: "It is horrible, I feel like throwing pain killers at them".
Alan: "The worst thing is they play this stuff in workplaces to motivate the staff to work more".
Clyde: "Does it work?". 
Alan:  "No, what they should do is play music with no lyrics, like the background music to computer games such as Zelda and Mario Bros, that would definitely work"
Clyde: "Alan you are a genius". 
Alan:  "I know". 

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