You were born in the middle of Spring, in the middle of the month, in the middle of the day, in the middle of Buckinghamshire and given a middle name that means to be polite.
You're nearly two now and you are talking more and more every day. You can say the whole alphabet and all the iconic animal's names. You call me Daddy. You say "Hello Daddy". You are doing very well my son.
If I am killed by disease or hazard before you get to know me, I want you to know that I don't drink alcohol very much, only one small glass of whiskey on my birthday and Christmas. Although my dream man cave has a bar, it is an arcade bar. You see, arcade bars are different from normal bars, they served softdrinks and coffee to all the kids so they could stay in the arcade for longer. I was a kid in the 90s so it was something I was familiar with. That is why I want to build a bar in my home, it is an arcade bar for drinking coffee or cream soda, things like that.
