Tuesday, 23 March 2021

Clyde Cheerman | Bottle of Water

Clyde Cheerman the cheer up Robot approached Alan and said "Alan, Why did you give me the name Clyde"? 

Alan : "Well, I used the wrong batteries, so when I first turned you on it took a long time for you to come out of your box and that reminded me of another robot I used to play with in a game of cat and mouse called Pacman. 
Clyde : "Oh, Ok... What is a borall of woraa"?
Alan :  "borall of woraa"? 

Clyde: "I went to the hospital to cheer everyone up and this man shouted ~ Oi, give me a borall of woraa". 
Alan :  "I think he meant, excuse me, can I have a bottle of water". 
Clyde: "Why didn't he just say that?" 
Alan :  "He's a Londoner Clyde, they talk like that". 
Clyde : "Ok, I see". 
Alan : "Maybe it would be easier for you to cheer people up in Newcastle or Birmingham"?

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