It was in the weeks preceding the Olympic games that two billionaires built space ships and went into space. There is a debate about whether the place they went to is actually Space. If it is proven that they actually only went to the top of the atmosphere then they would be demoted from astronauts to rocketeers and their space ship would be reclassified as a surface to air penis 😆.
People are still debating if Covid19 came from a lab in China. If it did, I imagined it would be because they have their own equivalent to Homer Simpson working in the lab, a careless fool. I imagined him walking out of the lab with a test tube hanging out of his side pocket and throwing it out of the window while he is driving and then a kid running over it with a skateboard and breaking it open.