Saturday, 25 July 2020

Punch Gorilla

Not too long ago I learned that a famous supreme boxer wanted to go into a Gorilla enclosure and punch the Gorilla in the face for intimidating the other Gorillas. I'll call the boxer Mr stripey-cheecks. 

Mr Stripey-cheecks  pleaded with the zoo keeper to let him into the Gorilla enclosure so he could teach the Gorilla a lesson. I imagined in my head what would happen if the zoo keeper allowed him in.

Stripey-cheecks walks up to the Gorilla and punches him in the face. The Gorilla then gives him an angry look in his eyes like.. "do you know what animal I am?!!!" 
Then he punches the Gorilla again but the Gorilla grabs his fist and pulls his arm off. Mr Stripey-cheecks gets a super human slap in the face from his own detached arm. The slap is so powerful that it sounds like an explosion and echos off the wall 3 or 4 times. Then he wakes up the next day in the hospital with an arm missing. 

The end. 

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