Sunday, 16 August 2020

90's Alan

I imagined a conversation with 90's Alan
Me... "Hey 90's AL, how are you?" 
90's Alan.. I'm fine, how are you? 
Me... Not bad, our world has changed so much. 
90's Alan.. really? How? 
Me... The world wide Web will be speeded up and called the internet and people will buy everything through it, even bananas. They will also watch TV through the internet. The Planet Pluto will no longer be called a planet. The twin trade towers will be knocked down by airplanes, which will give president Bush an excuse to attack Iraq. 
90's Alan..  really and why wouldn't Pluto be called a Planet. 
Me... Because "Sedna", "Make Make" and countless other objects with a similar mass that behave like commets would also need to be called planets so they decided to create a subclass called a "dwarf planet". This class includes the Asteroid Ceres, Sedna, Make Make and even our moon if it wasn't orbiting the Earth. 
90's Alan.. Why did they crash planes into the trade towers? was it an accident?
Me... I thought it was an accident until the second plane hit the second tower, at that moment everyone on Earth knew what it was. You know, there is so much more but I won't say anymore because you are not ready to hear it. Pandemics, everything made smart, phone speakers, things like that. See you later
90' Alan... ok bye for now. 

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