How would a man with a degloved scrotum get fixed? First he would need to dig his scrotum out of the vacuum cleaner, then he would need to clean the dust off. Then he would need to walk to the hospital with his legs wide apart. Imagine the stitches needed to reattach it? They should just use one of those hand held sewing machines from the 90s. Hmmm
I am Alan Booth, an ordinary British Man . I'm not one of the famous people that have the same name as me, just an ordinary guy. Welcome to my main blog, a true reliable record of history from the perspective of an ordinary man, a place filled with my thoughts; perhaps my thoughts will persist longer on here than in my brain itself. My twitter I.D. is @alspresso.
What August 2026 Means to Me
August 2026 was very hot and dry, we had a series of heat waves and a prolonged drought that persisted until the last few days of the month....
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I went to Canary Wharf yesterday to see the winter lights. They call it a warf but it is no longer used as a dock and the whole river penins...
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I was wondering earlier if the name Geoffrey would be out of use in 50 years from now, if it were, would people wonder why? They would say i...
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I recently learned that the elected labour party of Britain had prepared a budget; a plan for how public spending will be gathered and divid...
