How would a man with a degloved scrotum get fixed? First he would need to dig his scrotum out of the vacuum cleaner, then he would need to clean the dust off. Then he would need to walk to the hospital with his legs wide apart. Imagine the stitches needed to reattach it? They should just use one of those hand held sewing machines from the 90s. Hmmm
I am Alan Booth, an ordinary British Man . I'm not one of the famous people that have the same name as me, just an ordinary guy. Welcome to my main blog, a true reliable record of history from the perspective of an ordinary man, a place filled with my thoughts; perhaps my thoughts will persist longer on here than in my brain itself. My twitter I.D. is @alspresso.
Mega HMP thought
The thing that is most relevant these days in Britain is some criminals are being let out early because we're running out of space in o...
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I went to Canary Wharf yesterday to see the winter lights. They call it a warf but it is no longer used as a dock and the whole river penins...
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I recently learned that the elected labour party of Britain had prepared a budget; a plan for how public spending will be gathered and divid...
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I was wondering earlier if the name Geoffrey would be out of use in 50 years from now, if it were, would people wonder why? They would say i...
