Gloves off

Not long ago I learned that there was an injury called a degloved scrotum, this is an injury where the scrotum is ripped off and the testicles are left exposed to the air. I would rather have a covid19 infection than have such an injury. 

How would a man with a degloved scrotum get fixed? First he would need to dig his scrotum out of the vacuum cleaner, then he would need to clean the dust off. Then he would need to walk to the hospital with his legs wide apart. Imagine the stitches needed to reattach it? They should just use one of those hand held sewing machines from the 90s. Hmmm